The 1st Gaki No Tsukai Ya Arahende Chiki Chiki
"The Summer Limited
Horror Shichi Henge!"
So Matsumoto-san.
Yes!
It's a summer only episode.
It's like the usual Shichi-Henge, but a horror version.
The target is this person, but let's welcome him first.
Please come in!
Pardon me.
Not very excited are you?
He doesn't look so well...
Why did you spray on perfume for!?
Heipo, 51 years old.
He's a sad and single, middle aged man
that often appears on this show.
This man...
is the world's most cowardly man.
Just what are we planning to do with him?
This time around, Heipo doesn't change seven times but
but we take turns and target him to see how scared he gets.
Oh I see.
Heipo is still the main focus though.
But he already knows though right?
That's right.
And we won't be doing anything amazing.
But it's quite terrifying in here.
There isn't anything frightening!
Heipo is frightened of anything.
It's just a square room!
But you won't usually do this sort of thing!
I don't see anything frightening at all!
You gotta pay 1000 yen if you get scared.
If you get frightened.
If Heipo get's scared he has to pay 1000¥ !!
Alright, 1000 yen.
He has no problems with that sort of thing it seems.
But you know, today....
Eh!?
Matsumoto-san...!
They way you're talking is scary, Matsumoto-san!
It often happens when people try spooky stuff like this but
some cameras have been suddenly falling today.
Serious?
This is actually true.
Hamada-san let's not do this today.
Why are you coming to me!?
Why always Hamada?
You always rely on him!
After this, we faced a situation far beyond what we imagined.
What should we do with this?
Yama-chan, do this burdock smacking special.
It's at the Tokyo Dome!
Yeah.
That is a definite no.
Why?
You might get a commercial offer.
Like the guy with the "Yukiguni Bean Sprouts"
Have you ever actually seen an ad for burdocks?
Well, maybe after they see this.
No, no, please. Please just stop this one.
Why?
Except in a few years you're gonna be getting
smacked with burdocks by your daughter.
There's no way my daughter will be doing that!
In the kitchen.
Well alright then.
What should we do then?
But I reckon people would wanna see this.
Yeah.
Why don't you try...
being hit with a burdock once.
But this is how you made it this far!
That's how...!?
Yeah, you won't even exist without burdocks!
Give me a break~!
Come closer Hamada-san!
Ouch ouch ouch...
I'm gonna die! Let's not do this!
Hamada-san please....
Get lost!
Ouch ouch ouch...
You don't have to come over here!
Ohh this just sucks!
Go back!
Heipo~
Sorry...I'm a bit creeped out.
But he suddenly came from here!
What's so scary?
Endo was just....
Endo was just being a little silly.
Are you serious Saito-san!?
I'm serious! God!
Man...
Hey this....
What's wrong?
What's wrong!?
Ahh! No!
It's just Endo!
Endo!
Let me know when you're entering!!
Why do I have to tell you!?
Sorry but today's project isn't unfolding the way I intended.
It's on a whole different level!
Don't forget to pay up.
The rule is 1000yen if you get a fright.
He was saying "I'm so scared~"
and "Can you go exchange this money" at the same time
He's totally intent on paying.
What should we do? I'm kinda creeped out.
Doesn't it scare you at all?
You already know it's coming!
It's not a matter of knowi...
OHH!
Everything is scary!!
He said, "Everything is scary"
This is a classic quote. "Everything is scary"!
"Everything is scary!"
What should we do?
I might go buy something.
Oh really?
Convenience store?
Yes.
Right Suga-chan? The TV station won't accept this one.
We'd like to do this though.
It won't get past them.
They'll say, "Are you an idiot?"
Please I'm begging....
I'm going there! There!
No!
Hello.
Hello....
Huh? Who are you?
Who....?
You can go home.
Thanks for your hard work!
Oh right, money....
Return to your own seat, Heipo.
The noise is scary...
Even I got a fright.
He trod on my foot a bit too.
Don't do that.
I'm sorry!
He was just wearing a long haired wig.
You know.....
We could get his life savings if we keep doing this.
We could get as much as we want!
Heipo, 1000 yen for that too.
What! 1000 yen for that too?
Stop jumping on the table and banging stuff too.
But I said not to come in suddenly!
Yamazaki was making it less scary for you too.
That's right. I was totally showing my face.
The people watching will think "What a lame disguise".
That's right.
There's a Saito succeeding in high school baseball now but...
Yeah, the "Handkerchief Prince".
Yes...
You're the "Half-crying Prince"!
Tsutsun can you go get me a magazine or something?
I might find an idea for a project.
Oh yeah, right.
Sorry, Tsutsun.
Stop making noises, seriously!
All I did was put down this pen!
But those sounds are scary!
I said be quiet!
I said stop making noises!
You did it yourself.
Heipo!!
What the heck do you want?
What is this?
Just stop doing this noise!!
NO WAIT!
That's dangerous!
Heipo, that's dangerous!
Man that was scary!!
It's a Chinese vampire.
Yeah, you don't have to come here!
Seriously Heipo, people watching will think Tsutsun is lame.
That's true.
Yeah, poor guy.
Sorry Tsutsun.
Why aren't you scared of that!?
What is scary about it!?
I don't get it...
This is a huge problem.
A huge problem.
Because, I think this is something incredible.
Cuz that vampire's basically the old shichihenge we've been doing.
It's something that might cause laughter.
So it's exploring the borderline between comedy and horror.
I see.
Wasn't Tsutsun's face scary just then?
Quite...
It was white.
He looked like a real Chinese vampire.
What are you doing!?
He's just coming back!
Also, scary stuff is supposed to come unexpectedly.
After knowing this much how...
But they do come unexpectedly!
But they let you know.
They go out.
And the drum sound too.
Stop making noises!!
It's just a fart!
Farts are scary too!
Today has become an incredible day.
This is incredible.
I told you already....
Noises are banned! Please understand!
So he's not angry about the fart.
He's angry about the noise, rather.
Noises are scary~
Did you hear that? "Noises are scary~"
His second classic quote.
"Noises are scary".
Noises are scary~
They're not even scary...
It's gonna be scary... No more...
His spine bent backwards.
My heart hurts!
Your heart hurts?
Matsumoto-san please stay with me~!
We're in a meeting! Sit down!
Don't say sorry!
Look closely!
It's a really cute one!
I can see now...
I tried it on but, man it's lame.
But he still got a huge fright.
Well, pay 1000 yen then.
Another 1000?
Can you please take it off and leave now?
But it's cute.
His face was intense.
I don't think the cameraman got that face of terror.
I have a strong image of Hamada-san being scary!
So I'm....
HAAH! Why did you come in for!?
Hamada-san, please go away.
What do you mean, "Go away"?
It's just Shokupan-man!
It's super cute!
Can you go, Onuma?
Please.
HAAAH! What are you doing!?
Argh, it's so frightening!
Surely you don't have to wear that thing!
But it's funny!
It's not funny at all!
It's a perfect score!
Amazing.
Who is this?
Hey Heipo, have you ever been to a funeral?
Yes I have.
You have right? Were you fine then?
I stay far away.
It's scary so I don't go near.
What is?
No, because....
HAAH!?
What's wrong!?
Because ghosts will come out!
That's very rude you know.
Wait! So even if Hamada or myself dies...
You won't come?
Of course I'll come, but I'll be faraway.
Faraway?
Look at our faces please!
Even after working together this long?
What's the point of looking at a dead person's face?
This guy is horrible!
AHH! I said I don't like this thing!!
I told you it's scary!
AHHH NO!
This is too scary...
Classic quote!
This is too scary....
He said "Too much".
Yes, too scary...
I'll say it again for the viewers but...
we are purposely doing such low level stuff....
to suit this person's level.
We don't want to be mistaken.
I already said come in quietly!
I don't get the point of it...
Just come in quietly!
Oh! But quietly might be scary too...
Gross.
Are you laughing or crying?
And now, a large breasted woman, the type that Heipo likes, makes an appearance.
What will happen?
What's happening! No one went outside!
Calm down.
This is good ♥
Give me a break man!
That surprised me!
So you liked that one?
That one was good. I want heaps like that to appear.
You were scared at first though.
He's fast at realising just those ones.
Yeah he was fast!
He was fast to realise!
I'm going to the toilet.
Pardon me.
Toilet?
Yes. My apologies.
Please Hamada-san, come over here!
This is gonna be scary...
Who are you!?
Oh right...
You're fine! You're fine!
What is this guy!?
No!
It's okay.
Sorry about the lame look Tanaka.
Tell me about it!
Are you okay?
No....
That was scary....
He recognises Catwoman though.
Yeah, the breasts.
Do you have money left? You gotta pay for that one.
Yes...yes...
I'm so sick of this!
That was such a basic one.
Yelling from behind is.
Let's stop this already!
And now, a character from a horror movie appears.
What will happen?
You're fine with Gegege no Kitaro right?
No I'm not.
Kitaro is scary.
Ohhhh! I already told you I don't like the sound!
AHHH! Scary!
It's that! that! that!
That! that! that!
There was a movie with this!
I'll pour water on you!
You can't pour water!
What is this child!? He's a monster!
He's not a monster!
It's a boy.
Thanks for that.
That boy was all white....
Isn't he an adorable boy?
He called such a cute boy a monster.
He said "I'll pour water on you".
You're horrible.
How many years have you known Suga-san?
Around 26 years. 25~26 years.
If it's 26 years then....
Surely you'd be fine.
No way, that would be the scariest...
The scariest?
Why?
Suga-san...
Should I go buy something then?
Oh yes. Thank you.
It's going to be Suga-san.
You should already know that.
They've known each other for 26 years.
Ohhh I don't need this sound anymore!
Heipo!
Are you laughing?
Are you crying? Which one?
I wonder.
Which is it?
I don't know anymore...
It's funny no matter how you think about it.
He barely even changed.
But he was still frightened at first.
Yeah he was. Even for this.
Don't enter so suddenly!
Oh good he's gone.
It's not sudden. They do the drum sound.
Yeah, it's a signal.
See, he barely even changed.
He put on a nice face and said "Heipo!"
With a huge smile!
Yeah, he said "Heipo!"
He wasn't even trying to frighten you.
And he still went "Euweghew~!"
Nothing was even happening!
Poor Suga-san.
Totally.
Can you shut the door?
Uueweghh! I already told you!
Make him go away!
Matsumoto-san please take him away.
Take him.
Take him so he won't come back.
Sorry 'bout that. Let's go then.
You should go back now.
Man...
What's wrong with you...?
Don't you get scared when you expect something to come?
Sit down!
No more!
It's the second time you saw this!
Tanaka did it before.
No...wait...
Look at him properly.
Look at what?
This is scary! Something's there!
No!
I was so frightened!
But it's funny!
It's funny!
It's like the usual Shichihenge.
This should make you laugh!
Wasn't Matsumoto-san funny?
It was a great appearance.
What!?
Oh right...
Don't bring things like this!
It's a cute snake.
I'm so sick of th~is!
You know.....
There's no end to this.
It is kind of like that.
You can get revenge on us then Saito-san.
You must be angry about being teased.
Revenge?
So I scare you?
Yes, to get equal with us.
Oh so I scare you guys?
Can you take that off now Matsumoto-san?
This!?
I'll think you're a person with a hand like that!
That's why it's scary!
How many years have you known me!?
Have I ever had a hand like this!?
I'll go then.
You better do it perfect.
Perfect, yes...
We won't get scared at simple stuff.
Someone's waiting here~!
It's the staff!
It's the AD!
What're you doing? Get lost!
I'm sick of this....
Amazing.
An amazing man has arrived.
Amazing!
Heipo heads over for special makeup.
However, this is of course, a trick.
Heipo has no idea what kind of makeup he is getting.
Also, the set changes to a room surrounded with mirror walls.
When he tries to scare the members...
will this sad middle aged man, Heipo,
be able to endure his own face in this unavoidable situation ?
No one's here! I don't like this~!
No! No! No!
No! But everyone said they'll be here!
Please let me out!
Let me out!
I beg you, let me out!
Ahhh! No more!
No.....what now?
No! Don't come...
Who are you?
Nooo!
Are you serious?
What's wrong with you?
Your throat went "Heeeee!!"
You screamed too much.
That was scary. What is this?
What's on your face?
This is scary isn't it? This....
Look in the mirror.
Egghhh! No more! Have mercy!
This is good ♥