Translated from French by MissPlasticFlower. French Translation from Silver
Before recording an episode, someone is missing from the dressing room.
Where's Hamada!?
He's late.
He's probably practising golf. Like an idiot...
He's really stupid.
He's not stupid...
If he's not on time, then he's an idiot.
But he's really busy at the moment. He's involved in a drama series.
He is busy.
That has nothing to do with it. Gaki is Gaki. He has to respect the meeting time.
Hey... well...
Is this good for while we wait?
What's that? It's been a while since I've since one of those!
It's a video tape.
Everyone, shall we watch what's on it?
That's a bit scary...
I've been thinking about moving house.The other day, I had some spare time, so I check out a possible place.
I looked inside. When I got home, I watched a video.
This is it.
Stop, that's scary!
No, no, but really...
This is something I'd like you to watch.
This is scary!
You know, I was REALLY surprised!
What is Tanaka's aim with this tape?
What is on the fillm of Tanaka's tape?
I was really shocked.
You were actually surprised?
I was EXTREMELY surprised!
I'm kinda interested...
It's only lasts 2~3 minutes. It's very incredible.
Do you mind if I film this?
(Guide) Not at all.
I would like to show this to my wife
(Guide) I understand, go ahead. Starting the visit.
So this is the house?
Yes, this is it.
Woah, you're aiming high.
It's all white.
It's really beautiful inside.
Here is the shoe storage. I'm filming everything.
It's for shoes.
A hundred pairs of shoes?!
(Guide) Yes!
He'd told there was room for 100 pairs of shoes.
It really wasn't bad at all.
Everything is white.
Wouldn't your children get it dirty?
Hmmm... I am concerned about that.
The toilet is just beside the entrance.
I wouldn't be very happy to have the toilet beside the entrance.
Really? But it's practical. For before going out and when you come back...
Thats what I think. It must be in the house.
Yes, exactly.
It's a European style.
(Crew) It's amazing. Very spacious.
(Guide) Perfect for a family.
20 jou! (About 60 metres)
I was very excited.
The t.v was included?
Yes.
And the parking?
It's included.
I'm really delighted! The t.v is included.
But the price wasn't dear. The T.V was 42 inches.
I'm very satisfied.
There are full windows, so there lots of light.
From here it's very beautiful!
(Crew) Very spacious!
Here! I'll pause.
There was something!
It was at this point.
Here was you and the agent, right?
There was only two of us.
I was in the house. It was modern. I really liked it.
Yes, I was amazed.
I was filming, but something extraordinary happened with the film.
It's the kitchen, right?
We will go back to that scene.
It's really big.
This is it!
(Everyone) Eeeh!?!
There is something!
Can you stop the video for a moment?
I'll make a stop-frame.
Stop when you see it, got it?
I loved the house, it was beautiful.
There!
Ah... it's a member of DOWNTOWN...
(Everyone) Eeeehh!?!
It's like that with his type.
You say that it's a member of DOWNTOWN?
It's him, no? It's him, I'm certain.
The quality isn't very good...
It's him, look at the size of the head.
Did you say hello?
You didn't say hello?
This person...
I also think that "this person"...
But I didn't notice him!
It was only once I went home and watched the recording that I saw!
Ohh... I'm sure your wife was surprised.
Yes, she was shocked.
Previously it had seemed normal, but seeing the truth on T.V it's shocking.
Actually, I feel pretty uneasy.
I was really surprised, I had no idea of his presence at all.
No Tanaka, it's rather... how to say it...
I really don't understand
I didn't see, and meanwhile...
And he isn't always here.
So, I'm always uncertain.
Do you mind?
Well...
Actually, me too. I've also got something to show.
The other day, I was on leave.
So I went to play golf.
A friend had just brought a camera.
You know, you want to just film nothing important.
After the golf, we went to eat.
And he was always trying to film.
That evening, he called me and asked me to go to his house.
I was wondering what had happened!
And well... there was something in his recording...
I've brought the video.
Tanaka isn't the only one... Endo also has "something" in his video!
Can I?
If it's not long, go for it.
It's not long then?
Not at all. Seriously, it's a private video so it's very normal.
Here, the food is delicious.
Yes, those are my friends.
It's a restaurant I often go to.
He didn't have to film, but as it was his new camera...
But it's good to film things. It's preserves memories.
When found, this kind of movie is always funny.
You played very well for your first time.
(Friend) You think so? I didn't realise it was so tiring!
It's just a normal private video.
That's enough, stop.
(Friend) Both of you are dressed alike!
(Friend) Even the same colour!
I dressed after showering and then I realized.
(Friend) It's quite embarassing
You have to dress the same as us next time!
Are there any hamburgers?
(Waitress) Yes, there are.
(Friend) Well, I'll have the same.
Ugh, I wouldn't like to be filmed.
But well, it's differcult to ask to stop.
I've caught a cold.
(Friend) But it's going?
(Friend) Didn't you see when you were playing golf?
It's because I was concentrating.
It's only afterwards that I was reminded of my cold.
(Friend) Recover quickly by eating beef.
Excuse me
Pay close attention from now onwards.
I think the waitress is intimidated by the camera.
Stop the video!
(End of sub, sorry!)